Dr Shantanu Panigrahi
2019-02-10 04:22:12 UTC
I hate motorcyclists.
1. Motorcyclists do not pay their fair share of road tax. It should be 2x
the figure for cars, not half of it. For nuisance factor and also NHS.
2. They are hugely more likely than those in sensible vehicles to be
involved in serious incidents which puts a big strain on the NHS, who then
deny worthy people like me good service.
3. They are usually of quite humble brainpower, so not so big a loss to
society if they are eliminated. If they were smarter, they would not fly
motorcycles.
4. Before the days of visorcams and helmetcams, I used this technique on
the roads when lone motorcyclists were seen in front of me. I would come
very close so the slipstream from the car would catch them. Few times I saw
in the RVM they would judder or even topple. I would look in the papers for
any report, and few times was overjoyed to read they were hospitalised with
cracked vertebrae or other columnar injury. Braincracked was not possible
because for motorcyclists it is a pre-existing condition!
5. They are road hogs and seemingly cause accidents for good drivers of
proper vehicles due to their lackadaisical conduct and lack of lane
discipline. All should have licences cancelled and compulsory re-test using
my design of test.
6. I have extensive experience of running petrol stations. Motorcyclists
would often stop and, though only filling a few litres, would relieve
themselves of more litres in the washroom and make a terrible mess, mis-
aiming streams of both urine and faeces, for me to clean. Tired of this bad
conduct by reprehensible thugs, I would instead find a reason to go outside
as soon as they entered the toilet facilities, and if the cap was unlocked,
add 20 cubes of refined sugar to the petrol tank. Later it became difficult
because the VCR control was made remote.
7. When serving them at the counter, I would always abuse them in Odisha,
but with a smile.
Same applies to bicyclists but I could go further, however opportunities
were less because they seldom came to fill fuel for their contraptions.
1. Motorcyclists do not pay their fair share of road tax. It should be 2x
the figure for cars, not half of it. For nuisance factor and also NHS.
2. They are hugely more likely than those in sensible vehicles to be
involved in serious incidents which puts a big strain on the NHS, who then
deny worthy people like me good service.
3. They are usually of quite humble brainpower, so not so big a loss to
society if they are eliminated. If they were smarter, they would not fly
motorcycles.
4. Before the days of visorcams and helmetcams, I used this technique on
the roads when lone motorcyclists were seen in front of me. I would come
very close so the slipstream from the car would catch them. Few times I saw
in the RVM they would judder or even topple. I would look in the papers for
any report, and few times was overjoyed to read they were hospitalised with
cracked vertebrae or other columnar injury. Braincracked was not possible
because for motorcyclists it is a pre-existing condition!
5. They are road hogs and seemingly cause accidents for good drivers of
proper vehicles due to their lackadaisical conduct and lack of lane
discipline. All should have licences cancelled and compulsory re-test using
my design of test.
6. I have extensive experience of running petrol stations. Motorcyclists
would often stop and, though only filling a few litres, would relieve
themselves of more litres in the washroom and make a terrible mess, mis-
aiming streams of both urine and faeces, for me to clean. Tired of this bad
conduct by reprehensible thugs, I would instead find a reason to go outside
as soon as they entered the toilet facilities, and if the cap was unlocked,
add 20 cubes of refined sugar to the petrol tank. Later it became difficult
because the VCR control was made remote.
7. When serving them at the counter, I would always abuse them in Odisha,
but with a smile.
Same applies to bicyclists but I could go further, however opportunities
were less because they seldom came to fill fuel for their contraptions.